1. ttwas:

    send me things like:

    • would you rathers
    • fuck marry kills
    • top 5s
    • cool stories or facts
    • how your day was
    • describe who your crush is
    • what you want to be when you grow up
    • what you ate for dinner
    • what your favourite song/band/artist is 
    • what you’re going to be for halloween
    • what you want for christmas
    • IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK

    (Source: bedmau5, via ilovearcticmonkeysandthestrokes)

     
  2. "A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know." - Diane Arbus

    (Source: vintagegal, via lordemusic)

     
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  4. omgtsn:

    officialprincewilliam:

    are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

    did cr1tikal write this review

    (Source: officialprincewilliam, via can-u-knots)

     
  5. listoflifehacks:

    scoutblu:

    starrypier:

    MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

    DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    (via the-green-of-your-eyes)

     
  6. deductionhunters:

    aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

    Australian media strikes again…

    Some drunk people…

    Yeah you right

    (via trampslikeusinthetardis)

     
  7. ohmykarma:

    I’m not saying my job is better than yours but I literally built a sharknado in the middle of my store so yeah

    (via itsb0sstime)

     
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  9. artnet:

    Austrian symbolist painter Gustav Klimt was born on this day in 1862. Klimt’s work caused controversy for its celebration of sexuality during his lifetime and is among the most expensive artworks worldwide today.

    Famed for his painting The Kiss (1907-08), which reflects his fascination with eroticism, he’s also well known for his 1907 Portrait of Adele Bloch Bauer, on view at the Neue Galerie New York.

     

  10. deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

    westborofaptist:

    smiles-hide-secrets:

    westborofaptist:

    but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

    What month is that again?

    the month you finally get laid

    image

    (via beautiful4allmybigmistakes)

     

  11. alextunrer:

    alextunrer:

    alextunrer:

    im bored and i want to cut all of my hair off

    im going to go cut all of my hair off

    i just cut all of my hair off

     
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  13. turnersalexs:

    what the fuck 

    (via alexturnerswife)

     
  14. licklucifer:

    mxscellaneous:

    m-uther:

    mixed pale ☼

    ☺ pale mess is just a queue ☺

    these are manholes why are people reblogging manhole covers

    (Source: cyberwave, via foolishlycompletelyfallen)

     

  15. deepthroatdemon:

    my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

    (via i-walked-on-a-crooked-crutch)